tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”
When I try to be happy for someone
why is sexuality such a big thing like
just have sex with whoever you want as long as they consent
why is it such a huge thing
You should run for office.
if i ran for office i would end up legalizing situational murder
yeah, definitely run for office.
When a high school teacher does something embarrassing
it just keeps getting better
Owl you can fly
but he can’t knot.
Lil guy tried to meow!
Vine by: Papa Falcon
that is the face of a person who has just died from cute
My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him
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